there are so many people i wanna be friends with but i just dont have it in me to hold a conversation
my mom gave me this gift for my birthday
at first i was like
please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy
but then i was like
oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl
make a wish?
i think i just became a magical girl.
coolest fucking gift ever
50% of me: “I love dresses and flowers and pretty things.”
Other 50% of me: “I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans.”
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
"I’ve heard so much about you!"
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created